human fidget spinner 

Humans having sex while moving.

Angelica "yo last night was crazy"
Eliza"yah we moved from one side of the house to the other"
Peggy"It was a human fidget spinner"

human fidget spinner by ProjectBlueBanana April 5, 2020

Human Racist 

Human Racist. Term used to describe someone that hates all humans, no matter their color, sex,religious beliefs, age, or sexual preference.

I hate everyone equally, I'm a Human Racist.

Human Racist by Brainsick June 19, 2017

human ham sarnie 

Ladies fanny with the inner lips hanging down!

Look @ that human ham sarnie!

human ham sarnie by knerstie fnerstie July 2, 2004

human garbage 

A woman that makes her daughter date a guy because she cannot accept her daughter's sexuality. Usually accompanied by a husband that will hit on the daughter's girlfriend and get mad when he is rejected.

A dirty whore blocked me on instagram because is human garbage.

human garbage by Blistering hate January 31, 2021

human nature 

(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.


(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.

Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.

human nature by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Human Papillomavirus 

See HPV
HPV is a STD that is contracted through anal, oral, or vaginal sex. It can also be transmitted by skin to skin contact.

HPV is the leading and most dangerous STD.

Human Papillomavirus by Shelby Leigh May 19, 2005

human dishwasher 

WOMAN!!!

man:GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
human dishwasher: i have rights too
man: *mutters* i made the chain too long

human dishwasher by womens rights= men got whipped March 22, 2011