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Double Hose

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.
Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!
by slick50 December 28, 2009
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Tiv-Hosed

When a program that is scheduled to be recorded on your DVR is preempted or cut off early due to a schedule shift by the network (i.e. breaking news, overtime sports event, etc).
1. President Obama was planning to Tiv-Hose the nation by preemtping Lost with the State of the Union address.

2. Motherfucker! I got Tiv-Hosed when the game went into overtime, and the DVR stopped after the fourth quarter!
by B-Bone January 17, 2010
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Butt hose

adjective: 1. To get cheated or taken advantage of over something that is out of one's control

2. To feel taken advantage of in an under-handed, immoral way

3. To get completely drunk and then expel the remainders by means of explosive diarrhea the next day.

4. Someone who is sodomized by either a penis or a foreign object to such a degree that it tears the lining of the anus.

butt hose; butt hosed,

noun: a hose that is inserted into the anus in order to give a colon cleanse.
Dude, I got totally butt hosed today man. My car was parked within the lines of the street where it was legal to park, and that cock-sucker meter maid wrote me a $100 ticket anyways!

Did you see that drunk slut get butt hosed by that dude last night in our living room?! There was blood everywhere!!

The Dallas Cowboys got butt hosed by the Minnesota Vikings in the game the other night: a complete blow-out. Wasn't that fucking hilarious to watch?!

I got completely cocked last night off of a liter or Rum and jerked off in the bushes. Awesome times no doubt, but my gut is rocked today. I totally butt hosed the toilet this morning and there's shit everywhere!
by Pooky Jenkins February 4, 2010
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Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.
Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
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canadian hostage

when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave
person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
by jankfart December 13, 2014
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clamped hose

clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.
His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose.
by Xeroman March 20, 2016
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Gay Hosed

When you are chatting with your bros about how awesome the sky is, then you realize it's cloudy out.
Nope, totally gay hosed, I mean cloudy.
by wammybammy October 26, 2016
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