3 definitions by slick50
To get screwed over by a customer
Coworker 1: My customer just moved their software contract over to that compulsive liar loser with a big chin...
Coworker 2: You got freakin' hosed.
Coworker 2: You got freakin' hosed.
by slick50 December 23, 2009
The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.
Example 1: Professional Setting
Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.
Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.
Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.
Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.
Example 2: Personal Setting
Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.
Friend 2: Sorry Dude.
Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.
Friend 2: Hosed man...
Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.
Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!
Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.
Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.
Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.
Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.
Example 2: Personal Setting
Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.
Friend 2: Sorry Dude.
Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.
Friend 2: Hosed man...
Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.
Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!
by slick50 December 28, 2010
A tall, skinny, lanky type of dude. Usually rocking small feet and a deep voice. Generally found in Orange County, CA.
Friend 1 - Do you see that skinny dude across the street in the skinny jeans?
Friend 2 - Sure do. What a Nerdison!
Friend 2 - Sure do. What a Nerdison!
by slick50 December 25, 2009