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fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.
by Shalmanese January 9, 2006
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goatsecx

"i love goatsecx."
by Richard Weiner III May 14, 2003
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goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"
by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007
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Goat Scrote

When a mans scrotum is so wrinkled and hairy that it resembles a goat and you hear faint bleats as his two legs chafe together
L: I heard some bleats coming from B crocth
D: its probably his goat scrote
C: LOL
by Billy Bob Goat July 14, 2009
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rocky mountain goat piss

I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!
by PhilZeller October 29, 2006
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Goals

When two things go together well or you wish you could be like them.
by Invisxble October 9, 2016
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GOAD

Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
by sarasplayroom.com July 3, 2009
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