Guinness Slump

n.
Guin·ness Slump (gin'iss slump)

1. The state of being on such a long dry spell that it dares to compete for longest slump in history, ergo being submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.

i.e. Your best excuse for sleeping with someone highly unattractive, but one that gets you made fun of nonetheless.

1.
Guy 1: Dude Lindsey is lookin' fine tonight man, why don't you jump on that shit? She'd so let you smash.
Guy 2: Dude, I don't even think I remember how to smash. I'm on a fuckin' Guinness Slump here...
Guy 1: LOL!

by Sweettooth187 February 27, 2009

Guider

A family of super soldiers.

I didnt know Brian was a Guider. No wonder he is so strong.

by Dbow101 February 4, 2010

Guifakist

The lead guitarists of Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons. Often people who fake playing guitars that aren’t plugged in onstage.

Did you see that Cars For Kids commercial? That kid is a guifakist.

by CrosbyBrendan June 22, 2020

Guidestoned

1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.

Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.

by Wise White Man July 9, 2022

New Guinea Gaspump

When a person of the male gender places his flaccid (soft, non-erect) member inside of a woman (typically), and then proceeds to urinate inside of her.

"Hey bro! Did you hear that the girls tennis team gives great dome?"
"Yeah, but can any of them take a New Guinea Gaspump?"

by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

Recovering Guido

After many long, hard years of perfecting the legendary hairstyle with gallons of gel, consecutively tanning to reach expected standards, pumping iron until each chisel of every muscle visibly shows through your one-size-too-small-for-your-now-jacked-body ghinny tee, and, obviously, mastering the infamous fist pump so that each pump is in sync with the rhythm of the beats blasting through the walls of Sound Factory, you start to realize that you’re 28 years old and you’ve reached, exceeded and then over-exceeded any expectations that were put in front of you that day in high school when you decided to take on such an exuberating challenge and now you have nothing more to live for since you’ve devoted so much blood, sweat and tears into perfecting your distinguished way of life, so you opt for that other way of life that everyone else in the world has decided to choose.

Guido: Yo bro, im feelin good tonite bro. We gota juice up nice n get ta da club. Me n you, bro, wea gona bang mad bitches at the club, u kno wa im sayin?

Recovering Guido: I’m sorry, Tony. I can’t. I’ve been guido-free for 10 months now and my guidos anonymous leader says I’m doing real good. Sometimes I get the urge to buy more hair gel, but that’s not what’s affecting me the most. It’s when the beats start playing in my head over and over and all I want to do is pump my fucking fist so hard in the air. It’s so hard Tony. I’m learning to take deep breaths and breathe though, this normal way of life isn’t that bad after all. You should try it too.

Guido: Wack, bro.

by a lion. December 4, 2009

Gamer's guilt

Gamer's guilt is the apologetic way that gamers talk about video games when they know other people are listening. They will shy away from in depth discussion or areas that sound nerdy and will change their tone in order to appear as if they are speaking about their beloved games in an ironic manner.

The root of gamer's guilt stems from the gamer's fear of being viewed in a sterotypical manner.

I keep trying to talk with John on the bus about call of duty but we can never talk properly because he gets really bad gamer's guilt.

by oconnest October 4, 2009