Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL
by DVillan October 11, 2020
Get the State Farm switchmug. A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
by ziater September 4, 2008
Get the The Squirrel Farmmug. “So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023
Get the Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farmmug. An extra-large joint of cannabis
"That is an extra-large joint of cannabis!"
"Indeed. It's an absolute farm"
Pronounced Faaaahrm
"That is an extra-large joint of cannabis!"
"Indeed. It's an absolute farm"
Pronounced Faaaahrm
by sambodaveZ March 6, 2021
Get the farmmug. Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 20, 2024
Get the simp farmingmug. Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 4, 2024
Get the simp farmingmug. Referring to the historical forfeit or seizure of one's farm due to loss of income or inability to pay costs, this expression means one has lost a great deal of money gambling.
Megan: "Hey Joe! How'd the poker tournament go?
Joe: "I lost the farm."
Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.
Sarah: Don't lose the farm!
Joe: "I lost the farm."
Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.
Sarah: Don't lose the farm!
by thymarchhare July 10, 2024
Get the Lose the farmmug.