epic fail syndrome

when your life just sucks massive cock, and you suck at everything.

G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!

you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.

by arian_O March 20, 2010

Scene fail

1. A try-hard; A person attempting to fit into the ridiculous stereotype of scene but ends up looking more like a clown than is required for the particular label.

2. A really awesome blog on Tumblr. coonbabies.tumblr.com

That girls hair looks like she stuck her head in the microwave. Look at all those cheap Hot Topic accessories. What a scene fail.

by therealkikikannibal January 9, 2011

Fail

The current generations lazy way to say failure.
Just ask these kids parents the meaning of the word.

"Waa waa my xbox fail"

"Waa-waa my ipod fail"

"What do I want to with my life?...FAIL"

by Nunaya Bizness April 20, 2009

Fail Sneeze

When the urge to sneeze is not great enough, the result is a sore nose.

"Why are you holding your nose?" "I just did a fail sneeze."

by Festy Stephie January 18, 2010

Fail-Fail

When someone sees a non fail but believes that it is a fail so that person fails at fail spotting

Harry thought that being black is a life choice fail.
FAIL-FAIL!

by CYBERFRE4K August 19, 2010

Fail

The Vancouver Canucks!

Did you see Vancouver fail at sweeping that series????

by chicagoblackhawksfan May 16, 2011

failception

a fail within a fail; someone legitimately screws up TWICE in one fail

-First person throws second person in a pool-
Second person fails.
-First person is also much smaller-
Second person fails twice.

Therefore, a fail within a fail.
FAILCEPTION.

by bigmeechie December 8, 2011