by someguy March 26, 2005
Get the godmug. by -indie-kid-- September 24, 2006
Get the godmug. Some jerky dude who was all like, "No Lucifer you cant have anything but I be God so I get it all!!!" Then he was all like, "I'll make a dude & chick from ribs & dirt & stuff!"
The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!"
Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.
The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!"
Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.
Dude one: I just finished Harry Potter, what now?
Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!!
Dude one: Head explodes
Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!!
Dude one: Head explodes
by SheMightBeGiants June 16, 2015
Get the Godmug. The man people turn to when they have murdered someone because no matter how many people you murder God won't give a fuck as long as you don't talk shit about him.
(Me) - I just murdered everyone in the church... oh well god will be alright with it, it's not like I committed blasphemy or anything.
by The God That Knows Everything May 6, 2015
Get the Godmug. "god"
by Angel Herrington May 28, 2016
Get the Godmug. Santa Clause for adults.
Atheist: I broke my leg.
Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!
Atheist: Tha fuck?
Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!
Atheist: Tha fuck?
by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016
Get the Godmug. 