fake skinny

when people are only thin because they smoke cigarettes and drink coffee constantly but never workout and are actually very unhealthy
that breezy look fit but she jus fake skinny!
by shannonjg January 18, 2011
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fake halo

an image created, (with lies and deceit), by someone evil or bad to portray themselves as good person.
people may use fake halos to get stuff, like premotions and crap by sucking up to their boss (when they hate everything about them) but people who wear fake halos all the time are truly evil.
the government wears fake halo s all the time aswell as celebrities
by tainted shadow September 17, 2006
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fake fuck

To fantasize having sex with someone else while actually having sex with an inanimate object, such as a pillow or sleeping bag.
Man, I fake fucked her so hard earlier. Too bad I have to sleep in my own semen tonight.
by hasbeen1950s May 09, 2007
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Fake Mexican

A person of Hispanic culture who does not speak the same language as there family. Young urban youth who try to act like gang bangers but appear more comical than hard core OG's
The cops were about to question some gang bangers but when they got closer they could tell they were a bunch of Fake Mexicans.
by Mikkster78 August 30, 2011
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fake conversation

a conversation where what you re saying really means the opposite or you're really just not being serious the whole time and then usually goes back to a normal conversation
"I hate you"
"good you make me sick anyway now get out of my face."
"so are we getting together on monday for the game still?"
"yeah I think so"

The fake conversation is the first part where the first person just said I hate you to start talking to the other person and get their attention.
by Nicolecanread May 16, 2010
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fake-smart

fake smart, or pseudo-intellectual, is the classic kid in the back of the room with non prescription thick rimmed glasses, a 4x4 Rubio cube, and some kind of graphic tee depicting how edgy they are. Their grades are probably shit, but they consider themselves “trivia smart”. Chances are, they’ll be atheists or or her- hermadaffadytes
An excellent example of a fake-smart person is the child looking up “fake-smart” on urban dictionary to reassure himself that atheism is the true answer.
by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf February 21, 2018
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Fake bitch

Stupid girl(s) that snakes/ fucks you over.
"She fucked my ex boyfriend what a great best friend"
"Wow Emily is such a fake bitch"
by Bluntxoxoxo January 10, 2016
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