fake depressed gacha kid 

self diagnosed depressed 9-14 year olds who like gacha life and think they’re cool. they growl at people and sing songs like dynasty, human, fight song, angel with a gun, etc. they think being gay is a trend and usually are violent.

“i think i have depression..”
“do u like gacha life?”
“yea why.”
“hahahahahahaha, fake depressed gacha kid!!!”

fake depressed gacha kid by OneOfRamona’sEvilEx’s September 28, 2021

fake 

acting like something that ur not

acting a differnt infront of people

billy: l hate yu

audenice: ohhh

johnny:ok

next day

billy calls johnny the next day: hey yu wanna hang out

johnny:wow ur fake

fake by bbbbjjffhh March 16, 2008

ja-fake-an

a little chavster who speaks in a fake jamaican accent

ra man! im from jamiaca innit. um... no

ja-fake-an by prettyugly November 22, 2004

Hyde Park Hatian fake out 

A common condition in which hatians poorly fake symptoms of life threatning illness
Symptoms include but are not limited to
1. Yelling
2. Extremities flailing in every direction w/ associated screaming.
3. Profusely sweating (not due to actual illness)
4. shortness of breath (while speaking in full sentences)
5. Inability to walk with or without assistance.

The hyde park hatian is very sly, cunning, slippery, smelly and loud. even though they are as dumb as door nails they find ways of getting stuff free and staying out of trouble by playing stupid.

just remember never believe a hyde park hatian is sick.

johnny: i was at shaws yesterday and this man had a full blown case of the hyde park hatian fake out.

Hyde Park Hatian fake out by frankie bisquick October 13, 2008

fake-douchey 

Behaving as a douche in a jocular manner as opposed to with malicious intent; giving someone a hard time, but only to be funny and not to be mean.

Sam's not really an asshole; he's just fake-douchey.

fake-douchey by katiekins September 23, 2007

Facespam  

A type of Facebook application which prompts you to invite or add more friends in order to use the application or view quiz results.

Facespam-ed
When a friend on your list chooses you as one of their 15 (out of 300) friends that will enable them to use this application.

If it is not contained; it may spread and cause the demise of Facebook.

P1 - "I hate facespam! Now I will never know `what dog I should own!`"
P2 - "I know exactly what you mean! I get Facespamed by this girl I knew in grade two all the time!"
P3 - "Really? Send them to me I want to get rid of a few people on my list! I will facespam them to Death!"
*... awkward pause...*
P3 - "Too far?"
P1+P2 - "Beyond."

Facespam by LilMissHousewife January 31, 2008

facesack 

The throwing and catching of one's dice bag on one's face.

Points are awarded for consecutive sack catches, the first to achieve 10 "Face Sacks" wins.

"Would you like to place Facesack?"
"Yes, first to 10 sacks wins!"

"Your sack has landed on my face, minus two points!"

facesack by _Ethan June 11, 2008