drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

shove earphones up your nose

Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.

Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro

by earphoneshiffer July 22, 2018

Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.

Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.

by BigManTyson December 28, 2018

Lower earth peasant

The highest form of a compliment

Go up wit your grades lower earth peasant

by Skool skuks November 5, 2019

Bruno Earth

They're Bruno Mars long lost little brothers play friends cousin transforming ironing board who play Mario and has brother named Princess Peaches Father.

I told you to stop talk about Bruno Earth!

by 🆎ortion 🆑 inic March 26, 2020

Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.

I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.

by Tim Ozman July 20, 2020

Male Earthling

The sweaty no lives of Xenoverse 2 PVP.

I spam XY all day because I’m a male earthling!

by brothisismyrealname October 10, 2021