milk the dumper

(1) the act of defecating so strenuously that you cause yourself to become sexually aroused.

(2) manual stimulation of the anal sphincter

That burrito caused me to milk the dumper.

by PumpkinRex October 19, 2010

Dumped In her Box

When having sexual intercourse with a woman and you come upon climax; instead of pulling out and shooting your wad in her face or guts, you shoot your load on the inside ie. "dumping in the box."

Cody: dude, i boned that blonde chick that works at the customer service desk.

Geoff: Did you pull out?

Cody: hell no bro i dumped in her box!!

Geoff: Fuckin sweet dude i'll take your sloppy seconds.

by Ovarian Headbutter December 23, 2008

Dump

To shoot your gun, usually at your enemy

Nigga we just got off that who ride, I was hang-en out the window dumpen on fools.

by Cap10kill March 18, 2013

awkward dump

is when a man or tranny takes a dump, most times in the morning and has a boner. This erection leaves people to decide whether or not to put their cock in the cold, wett bowl or put it up top and chaffe the bottom of your dick.

teenager: damm i just took the most awkward dump. i hate morning wood.

queer: damm thats hott

by Antone_Shackleton February 10, 2009

rage dump

The modern equilivent of a "Chill Pill".

aa: PISSYFUCKYSHITTYCUNTYTWATTYBOLLOCKS!!
bb: Take a rage dump, dude...
aa: ... ...okay...okay. *heavy breathing*

by Choo-Choo McGrew September 15, 2006

dump smudger

A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.

Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon

by ponkyboy October 15, 2004

dump your beans

ejaculation , to eject semen

That chick is hot, I would like to dump my beans in her ass.

by Michael A Mashke September 11, 2005