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George: Who's that green man?
Tommy: Oh that's Drista's brother
Sapnap: Drista is so cool, he could never
Tommy: Oh that's Drista's brother
Sapnap: Drista is so cool, he could never
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I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
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The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.
They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.
If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.
Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.
The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.
They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.
If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.
Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.
Dude 1 (former Marine): Wow, that Drill Instructor is such a tough guy for attacking that recruit and making him kill himself! It takes very high t-levels to slap another man lightly with no fear of retaliation and say words loudly!”
Dude 2: “isn’t he the little pansy fagboy that started crying in court when he was given his sentence and was informed that he wouldn’t receive military benefits? He cried in front of men. What kind of man is that? Does he want the judge to plug his queer little mouth with his cock like a binky? Is this the only role model for men that society can produce? A wheeping cocksucker? Goddamn sad.”
Dude 3: “He’s soft. He’s going to be sucking plenty of cock in the Kansas military prison. Can’t wait to hear news of the faggot get turned out and being made to act like a woman as he gets raped, the fucking fag!”
Dude 1 (former Marine): “Nuh uh! He called the kid a terrorist! That’s very non-pc! It implies he votes Republican, which is a very manly political party for Caucasians to vote for! He’s such a man! Those weren’t tears, he was cleaning his eyes! Please guys, understand how physically and mentally tough this non-faggot is! You guys are pretending you’re tough hahahaha see? Anybody that criticizes a DI is actually a pussy irl, I decided that hahahaha! Please believe me.”
Dude 3: “The last thing you just said isn’t consequential, and quit trying to defend that thing. What are you? Its boyfriend?”
Dude 2: “isn’t he the little pansy fagboy that started crying in court when he was given his sentence and was informed that he wouldn’t receive military benefits? He cried in front of men. What kind of man is that? Does he want the judge to plug his queer little mouth with his cock like a binky? Is this the only role model for men that society can produce? A wheeping cocksucker? Goddamn sad.”
Dude 3: “He’s soft. He’s going to be sucking plenty of cock in the Kansas military prison. Can’t wait to hear news of the faggot get turned out and being made to act like a woman as he gets raped, the fucking fag!”
Dude 1 (former Marine): “Nuh uh! He called the kid a terrorist! That’s very non-pc! It implies he votes Republican, which is a very manly political party for Caucasians to vote for! He’s such a man! Those weren’t tears, he was cleaning his eyes! Please guys, understand how physically and mentally tough this non-faggot is! You guys are pretending you’re tough hahahaha see? Anybody that criticizes a DI is actually a pussy irl, I decided that hahahaha! Please believe me.”
Dude 3: “The last thing you just said isn’t consequential, and quit trying to defend that thing. What are you? Its boyfriend?”
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