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Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
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gutter dildo

A teething insult that one can bestow upon a fellow person, meaning to compare them to a filthy dildo only suitable to pleasure a dirty gutter.
"That guy wouldn't give me a refund!"
"Wow, what a gutter dildo."
by JamJamz April 1, 2015
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Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.
Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!
by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019
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Balalaika Dildo

Is a way of using the tip of balalaika as a dildo. Mostly done by russian men(can also be women). Most common way is to put in balalaika up in ass while singing kalinka. It is a fun way to cheer up people in a party with people from CIS countries.
-Last night I saw a russian man doing ''Balalaika Dildo'' at a party. He was not even drunk. He looked happy.
by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025
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Dildo

It's literally just a plastic penis that girls use for pleasure.

ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC PENIS
by idkwhoiambut...hereiam March 18, 2020
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Dildo

A stupid person. Also a penis-like sex toy.
You are such a dildo after drinking a lot of wine
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made
The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it
by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021
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