Throwing the bat in the upper deck

Titty fucking

Her tots are huge, I’ love throwing the bat in the upper deck

by Sir Osiss of Liver March 26, 2022

one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.

The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

decky

the biggest fucking dip shit u will ever meet. If u see a decky, be sure to run away as fast as you can to avoid being pulled in by the bastards seemingly nice personality. However if you are feeling courageous, try running up to the thing and giving it a super wedgie.

person 1: OMFGGGG its a decky!
person 2: wat will we do?
person 1: RUUUNNNNNNNNNN

by totally awesome person xoxo March 28, 2009

on deck

1. coming up
2. up next

ashley is going now and you are on deck

by j stu August 6, 2004

hard deck

Noun.
-The youngest age of a woman/girl that a man will engage in sexual contact, usually dictated by law, but can be personal preference.

The age of consent is 16 in this state, but his hard deck is 18.

by mdiaz April 28, 2005

Deck

Platform of planks or wood-covered iron extending from side to side of ship. Extended to mean any floor, not limited to maritime.

You dirty bastard, you've pissed all over the deck. Clean it up before I piss on you

by DaveMac May 17, 2006

Deck

To hit someone so hard with a punch that they fall on the ground.

I'm gonna deck that guy who hooked up with my girlfriend in the fucking face.

by Grant E yooo November 2, 2009