Bull Dance

Spastic flailing of limbs mostly to slap one's own ass while maintaining a forward momentum. The objective is to simulate a bull ride. The dance produces clairvoyance and an eerie sense of serenity.

Note: must first be seen performed by an experienced bull dancer before attempting to perform on one's own.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

laser tag dance

maunever done by laser tag experts(i.e., assholes); in this manevuer, both arms are raised, the body is always turned sideways towards opponents, the person doing the dance is always jumping around while shooting, and the gun is above the head. This results in the person doing the dance covering almost all of their targets, all of the time (targets on the vest and gun); this dance is extremely annoying to everyone who does not do laser tag every fucking day and just wants to enjoy themselves.

Bob: Dude I got kicked from Lazer Tag today.
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!

by Cheddar-Bob May 13, 2005

Dance Restrictions Apply

A person who, at a dance/club, does not dance, just stands around looking cool, typically acting like a pimp.

"Dude! You just turned down the hottest girl here!"

"Dance restrictions apply, dude."

by OPP, Yeah You Know Me August 19, 2006

danceable

Adjective for audiophile products: completely indistinguishable from other products that are literally a million times cheaper. Absolutely absurd description used when the marketer saying it has run out of words to say.

"... way better than anything I have heard...Simply put these are very danceable cables. Music playing through them results in the proverbial foot-tapping scene with the need or desire to get up and move.

by jimworm September 15, 2009

star dance

In Mario Kart 64, when a player is smoted in three or more player battle mode, a remaining player may obtain a star, go to the smoted player's screen, and press A+B+a direction on the control pad to spin in circles. This act of gloating contributes to the horrible shame of the smoted player.

Jafari: Damn I got smoted.
Dave: (spins in circles with a star on Jafari's screen) You like a little of that?
Eric and Louis: Ooh! Star dance!
(Jafari goes home.)

by smotejafari October 15, 2008

butt dance

When a dog scoots on its butt, either to clean it, it has to go outside or it has worms.

Rascal's doing the butt dance. It think he has to outside and take a dump.

by Ventura22 July 15, 2009

spontaneous synchronized dance

An unplanned but obviously pre-choreographed outburst of dancing within a normal, non-party setting by a group of three or more people, usually including singing, as in most films classified as "musicals." Often abbreviated as SSD.

"In an attempt to avoid a fight which they knew they couldn't win, the smaller of the two gangs immediately broke into spontaneous synchronized dance, hoping the movements of their bodies and voices united in song would make the larger gang reconsider their course of action."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007