Dildocity

Noun

1. The quality of appearing or acting like a cheap dollar store dildo, usually characterized by arrogance and disregard for common sense.
2. Not even good enough to be a dick.

Yeah Brenda, when he did that his dildocity just increased like ten fold!

by Esprsso January 22, 2019

Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft

Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?

by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019

Dildo and ten eighths

1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.

Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.

by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021

Sandy Dildo

a female masturbating on the beach.

It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.

by steveisak August 24, 2011

Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.

I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.

by s7l May 12, 2012

The Dildo Sweats

When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.

"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"

Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!

by Macaycay February 25, 2014

prick dildo

A complete and utter douchè bag,

usually goes by the names of Doug, Andrew or Sam

Andrew is a prick dildo
That person is a complete douchè he must b be a Sam

by Princess_Zelda September 14, 2014