slang dictionary

Awsome idea that is slowly being overwhelmed by morons who insist on making up complete bullshit words about sex, their boy/girl friend, and every low IQ insight that pops into their minds. Hopefully the book version will weed out all the bullshit.

Dan: Hey I just took a big fucking dump!!
John: Really. Hmmmm. Hey that could be a word!
Dan: Huh?
John: How about.....you just took a Bif-dump!
Dan: Dude, submit it to a slang dictionary like www.Urbandictionary.com
John: Yeah. Ok. I'll do it.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005

dictionary

The standard dictionary is a great way to get everyone to think and act the same way. It defines terms the way the writers like Webster want people to accept the words. Once the words are locked in as meaningful, the next step is the encyclopedia. This is all condoned by the Church, State, Military, Industrial, Education, Crime, Pseudo-Crime fighting masses to control everyone for the writer's own advantage and stop change. If anyone has a different definition of a word, one of the above mentioned group members says, "that is not the meaning of the word." So we all end up thinking and acting the same way, killing each other and burning up the world. Words are much more tricky than people think. Most people think "Peace" is the opposit of "War," because that is what the "dictionary," says; but nothing has lead to "War," more than "Peace." Either way one looses, when one follows the standard dictionary, encyclopedia, church. state, military, industrial, crime, pseudo crime fighting worded way. In the beginning was not "The Word," it was, "What was." Words are hints to get us where we need to go. If one accepts them totally as given by the standard dictionary, one is a word fundamentalist, which leads to other fundamentalist wars such as we now have.

"Eddie looked it up in the dictionary, that prooves he's right." Despite the fact that none of these words have any absolute meaning.

by fred ressler September 22, 2008

Rural dictionary

An online resource to consult when confronted with colloquialisms originating from rural areas.

The old geezer told me his wife had to go take a dunk 'cuz he just finished giving her a chicken-house slide.
I googled "chicken-house slide" on the rural dictionary at www.ruraldictionary.com and discovered that a chicken-house slide is a synonym for a Cleveland Steamer

by FarmerKC October 20, 2011

fake urban dictionary word

A word on urban dictionary that no one has ever used except them. Can usually be defined by a quick google search to check if one of the top three results is the words urbandictionary.com page.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=C+Cipher is an example of a fake urban dictionary word.

by daveyx October 31, 2008

urban dictionary editor

people who reject something when it offends them. they are all doushes. this makes no point because it is going to be rejected! fuck you for rejecting this. i cannot believe how much you get hurt. fuckin asshole

*In the chance this actually goes in, UD editors are kind in nice people who will work for UD, even if it offends them*

urban dictionary editors are assholes

urban dictionary editors are kind and nice people

by KingOfEmAll April 16, 2008

Uraban Dictionary Name Whore

A person who goes on Urban Dictionary too much to put in self-praising definitions of themselves on their names.

Jennifer: Maybe people will like me if i write that im totally hot on urban dictionary!

Bob: Eww what a Uraban Dictionary Name Whore... thats such a turn off...

by MaiValentine November 23, 2009

urban dictionary

One of the most effective and economical methods of temporarily destroying any and all of one's faith in the human race.

Hmm... "Urban Dictionary", eh? How quaint! Let's see...

Oh. Oh, my.

by Durana August 20, 2007