cryptozoo

An absolute scam started by Logan Paul and a development team of cronies upon the emergence of Web3 scams. A cross-chain yield token between Eth and BSC. Famously exposed by journalist Coffeezilla in a three part exposee. Paul claims the project is not over, but those scammed are supposed to receive $1.3 million in support.

"Man, Coffeezilla really exposed Cryptozoo and that douchebag Logan Paul"

by BuddyTwoShoes February 13, 2023

cryptorchidism

Cryptorchidism is a condition where the family jewels of one Paul Dejulio are not where they're supposed to be. Instead of making an appearance in the scrotum, they're hiding out somewhere else, like a game of hide-and-seek gone wrong. Paul might try to blame it on genetics or just bad luck, but really it's just a case of his boys being too shy to come out and play.

Unfortunately, Paul DeJulio was diagnosed with cryptorchidism during his routine checkup, and he may need to undergo surgery to correct the condition and ensure the healthy development of his testicles.

by edpo February 16, 2023

Cryptoclitoris

Something that Radish_Girl will show you if you send her Bitcoin.

The market was up after Elon Musk chose Radish_Girl's Cryptoclitoris as his preferred stimulation package.

by Cherubadubdub March 15, 2023

Cryptoart

Art that is stored and sold on a blockchain, often using cryptocurrencies as payment.

I just bought a piece of cryptoart using Ethereum, it's a digital collage that's part of a limited edition series.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

Crypto Slob

Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.

Dan thinks he is so cool but he does no actual work, he’s just a parasite on society crypto slob.

by DannyClarke April 29, 2023

Crypto Ho

Young Ladies who pretend to be your friend but who will eventually turn the conversation to Crypto Currency and offer to help you learn how to invest in Crypto or some sort of Currency. It is a scam and is done just to get your money... to get you to invest to make the value of their own Crypto go up. Total Scam. Usually they're pretty asian girls who say they own fashion businesses in New York, San Francisco or LA and are based in Malaysia or Hong Kong or some Asian Country. They will even talk to you on video chat to prove that they are genuine but they often use the same backdrop in their "office". It seems to be a huge ongoing scam. The moment you say you're not interested they fade away or are actually abusive and start calling you names.

I thought I was in love and that she cared for me but she just turned out to be another "Crypto Ho"... trying to get me to invest.

by RJ Miller July 9, 2023

Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023