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fairfield county

According to a recent report the lower coastal section is richest region in America. This uptight, horrible area has towns like New Canaan, Westport and Darien where the cops pull you over for anything. Homes under 2.5M are nothing special and just look like regular homes. The place isnt normal!
dont move here unless you want to compete with everyone about who has more
by get me outta heree May 8, 2005
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Fairfield County

The Underage Drinking Capitol of the United States. The heart of it is in New Canaan Connecticut.
Kids from Fairfield County, as freshman in college they can outdrink college seniors.
by yep April 5, 2005
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Hampton County

A small, redneck, trailer trash town in the middle of bum fuck egpyt that no one has ever heard of. It is filled with small trashy trailers and small breasted, tooth missing girls that ware XXL shirts to prom. He guys how graduted and still live in this shity town are on an intelligence level just above a monkey. He high school guys hunt ever day before school and the private schools are allowed them to bring guns to school. The african race has gangs which can fire a full clip of bullets and not hit a single person in a group of 20. At the local bars they no longer check IDs the count teeth, if you are missing atleast 2 you are allowed in. This town is wounderful if you like to hunt and do not want to fill threatened by the african american's ability to fire a gun. This is a great town if you like small towns where everyone knows everything about you, especially what you did last night. If you like privacy, i dont recommend living here.
person #1- "do you want to go to the bar tonight?"
Person #2- "i cant still got all my teeth."
Person #3- "well anyways, did you hear what happened last night."
by ShamedToBeFromHampton April 6, 2005
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plastic county

orange county, the place with the most shallow, plastic, superficial people on Earth
dude let's go to orange county
you mean plastic county
by mickey333 March 27, 2007
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Orange County bow tie

When you make love to a woman's breasts with your anus facing her chin. As you pump-away your testicles scrape along her neck, leaving a red irritation on her skin resembling a "bow Tie"...
by poway1904 April 20, 2009
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Gilchrist County

Where all the rednecks gather to show off their jacked up trucks with loud exhaust that sounds terrible. Also home of the infamous "Bob's" Riverplace where ppl jump off rope swings into the Suwannee River
Bobs is a fun place to be in Gilchrist County
by get er done! April 7, 2010
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Shelby County High School

ORIGINAL "shelby county high school is a school in columbiana alabama full of hicks and inbreds and the occasional rich kid. most of their girls end up pregnant and the guys end up on meth and living in a trailer in shelby!
Shelby County High School is the place to be if you wanna snort meth before class."

Corrected "Shelby County High School is a school in Columbiana, AL full of Hicks & Inbreds, with the occasional rich kid. Most of the girls end up pregnant, while the guys end up on meth & living in a trailer in Shelby. Shelby County High School is the place to be if you want to snort meth before class."

Revised by SouthernHeart - Shelby County HS is a fine high school with many graduates going to top school in the state & surround states. We have alumni who have become doctors, lawyers, nurses, teachers(both school based & traveling), military personnel & state officials. Many young men & woman leave SCHS prepares to tackle the world in either to further their education or start a skill. We have firefighters, mechanics, EMTs, Police Officers & church ministers whoM have come out of SCHS. Education is on par with many other county schools in our area and great extra curriculum activities. Unfortunately, we do have a few under achievers who are from our school, only to spew their ignorance around the local area without actual knowing a thing about the alumni whom have actual graduated from Shelby County, probably due to their own addictions & self-pity.
Shelby County High School is a school full of students from many walks of life and with teacher who do their best to bring out the gems places in their classrooms.
by SouthernHeart December 12, 2018
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