similar to the dutch oven, a cake check is when you let one go under the covers and keep it sealed. you then open one side to let the air escape and it hits you in the face just like when you open up an oven to check on a cake.
you're sitting in bed with your significant other and you let one go (silently since it will work best that way), then open up the end near your partner's side and say "cake check!"
by ba_bface February 5, 2010
Get the cake check mug.Similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. Take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.
Hank: "What is Ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
-----
Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
-----
Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"
by Yenrh Ollow July 11, 2010
Get the Status Check mug.This term is used a lot when playing street basketball to imply that you shouldn't get to close to the person you are trying to block. Me and my friends say it when someone you're talking to gets to close to you or is invading your personal space.
A girl is at a bar and a guy walks over to her to make a conversation by getting really close to her face with his face and his breathe really stinks.
Guy:"Hhhhhey beautiful. Hhhhhhhow are you tonight?"
Girl: "Hey man! Three feet no check!" (As she puts her hand out and pushes him out of her face)
Guy:"Hhhhhey beautiful. Hhhhhhhow are you tonight?"
Girl: "Hey man! Three feet no check!" (As she puts her hand out and pushes him out of her face)
by Random Genius May 11, 2009
Get the three feet no check mug.What an immature male does shortly before losing is girlfriend or wife. Sometimes, boys get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc) and think they can control you. When this happens and you try to tell them about it they will sometimes check that bitch, which means either verbally or physically assaulting a woman they allegedly care about. This behavior can often lead to boys never becoming men, continuing to live at home with their mommas and remaining virgins forever.
(How a boy will try to "Check a bitch" and the appropriate response)
Boy: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?
Real Woman: Motherfucker, you need your punk ass the fuck up out of here and get a J-O-B, or don't be bothering to come back.
Boy: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?
Real Woman: Motherfucker, you need your punk ass the fuck up out of here and get a J-O-B, or don't be bothering to come back.
by Fadiekay August 18, 2011
Get the Check a bitch mug.by gahh_nikk July 7, 2008
Get the check mug.by 50 cent crack dealer July 9, 2004
Get the check da cone mug.Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.
Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check"
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
by Mandy's older brother July 20, 2008
Get the spot check mug.