penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 9, 2008

Carpet Dying

When you Fucking a bitch and you pee in her hair

" Yo, me and Samantha did some carpet dying last night! best thing every!"

by Foulcreature March 21, 2022

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

Carpet bombing

Jizzing on to a girls bush

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.

by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018

Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting

Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.

Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?

by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016

Connery carpet

Thick chest hair

Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.

by Orez- December 7, 2012