The best place you will ever find on earth with the coolest people ever. People who live there probably don't know how good they got it, people who do; love it out there, and people who moved out from Cali miss it a whole fucking much & tend to hate the state they currently live in. Mostly down talked by stupid ass people who have never even been there before & they're jelous cuz everyone else loves Cali and wears hollister shirts with the name of our state on it, not theres.
by BayGirl July 6, 2007
Get the California mug.A spectacular land filled with an overabundance of clueless, doped out, far Left crybabies who can't seem to get their financial shit together.
The beaches are overcrowded with pea gravel sand.
Hollywood is there. What a pit of vipers that is. Need I say more?
Okay, crack off the 48 and sink "Cali."
The beaches are overcrowded with pea gravel sand.
Hollywood is there. What a pit of vipers that is. Need I say more?
Okay, crack off the 48 and sink "Cali."
"I'll go to California again when the dipshits leave."
"Really? Aren't there more than just dipshits there?"
"Yeah, but there's not enough room here to name all the deviant fucks that also need to leave first."
"Oh. Cool. Wanna' do a line, man?"
"Really? Aren't there more than just dipshits there?"
"Yeah, but there's not enough room here to name all the deviant fucks that also need to leave first."
"Oh. Cool. Wanna' do a line, man?"
by IsTheHeatOn? March 16, 2009
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A state of mind that all people who have migrated to california have been afflicted with, see also naivety, idiocy, airhead, dumbass. People with California syndrome are so foolish as to think that the whole world revolves around all things that happen in California, specifically L.A. and Hollywood. These poor people, for reasons unknown, feel they must dress, talk, act, and behave like their "Gods"; all of the actors who work in Hollywood, and make millions of dollars while having little or no talent whatsoever, who succeed by selling the worst films ever made, to their fellow Californians, along with their idea of what "trendy fashion" is.
Any group of people who would elect Ronald Reagan or Arnold Schwarzenegger as their state governor is collectively afflicted with California Syndrome.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
Get the California Syndrome mug.1) When a sexual partner rubs a slice of avacado around the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis and bites off the foreskin.
2) When a female's bush is so long and fluffy that her hair clip must be removed from her head to her bush in order to go down on her.
2) When a female's bush is so long and fluffy that her hair clip must be removed from her head to her bush in order to go down on her.
1) "Last night Ronnie said he was tired of cleaning out his uncircumcised penis so we sent him down to Korea Town with $60 and a pint of tequila to have a California Clipper preformed. Ronnie said it was painful, but he had to admit, he kinda' leaned into a little."
2) "Dude, it was dark in the room and when I went for a muff dive I didn't realize I would be nearly suffocated by Regina's bush! I had to California Clipp that shit back or the dive was out of the question!"
2) "Dude, it was dark in the room and when I went for a muff dive I didn't realize I would be nearly suffocated by Regina's bush! I had to California Clipp that shit back or the dive was out of the question!"
by Dive Master December 30, 2011
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Backwoods Redneck from Kentucky:I done hate me some Californians all they gots is them fake boobies and spray on tans.
Totally Hot Californian: stupid hick. Go shoot some deer or something and leave me alone.
Totally Hot Californian: stupid hick. Go shoot some deer or something and leave me alone.
by ThatBitchNamedTracie January 4, 2009
Get the California mug.A town in California between Livermore and Stockton. The majority of the youth that live here act pathetically hard to be 'ghetto' or 'gangster'. About a good 70% of the teens/young adults are socially unaware and don't even go off to college after high school. Its not until they are in their mid to late twenties that they realize what a failure their life is, but can't do anything about it. Therefore they get married, have kids, and the next generation of ignorant Tracy kids are born.
Tracy california is filled to the top with kids who think they are from the bay when their not, ignorant, have no clue whats going on in the world, and are in complete denial they arnt 'from there' when they are.
I need to get out of this boring town where everybody thinks their a 'gangsta' when they grew up in farmville.
I need to get out of this boring town where everybody thinks their a 'gangsta' when they grew up in farmville.
by cowfart455 March 1, 2011
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Nick D.: I am horny but i have no girl friend.
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)
by kittylitter123 September 14, 2009
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