Caleb Wagner

A friend you do not want to have. He is a jerk and will leave you to hang out with "cooler" people when he is really not cool at all

Do NOT be friends with that Caleb Wagner

by mickeymouseclubber November 22, 2011

Caleb Story

A story told by one unsuspectingly stupid person, perhaps has no end in sight or just does not make sense in the end, ultimately making you laugh at them not with them and wasting 12 minutes of your day.

Hey guys! so remember that episode of..... then i fell over you had to be there.
Wow dude way to tell a friggen Caleb Story... faggot

by Kalaabesriam November 29, 2009

Caleb

A weird guy who sucks dick

Your such a caleb

by "Weird Al" Yankovic December 10, 2016

penis calendar

A humourously annoying person, sometimes affectionately refered to as a jew or an asshat.

Daniel, quit being a penis calendar, you silly man!

by Ian and Dan August 30, 2008

caleb

PANSYPANSYPANSY a complete loser

that guy stage diving is such a caleb

by peterpan951 April 20, 2008

calendar girls

Hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.

That group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. I'd like to light each and every one of their menorahs.

by jacksonawesome February 6, 2010

Caden

A boy who is triggered easily and becomes very demanding when it comes to being around fellow males.

Hey look he’s pulling a Caden again. LMAO

by Ayeitsyaboyahh August 26, 2018