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connectaphobia

The fear of not being in constant touch with the rest of the world, usually evidenced by people who are constantly on their cellphone, tweeting, etc.
It wasn't her fault she drove off the road. She was on her cellphone, an obvious victim of connectaphobia.
by cabot wonder July 19, 2010
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connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).
Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.
by leo341 June 13, 2011
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Conan The Destroyer

A director sequel to an old movie called "Conan The Barbarian." Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger returned for the role of Conan.
by MattyJ0731 December 18, 2011
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connalogic

The opposite of logic, usually used in hilarious context. Most often understood if you are a nerd/geek ;).
Nerd: If 1+0=1, and you multiply both sides by 18 to get 1 + 0 x 18=1 x 18. And according to universal rule of PEMDAS, this gives us 1+0=18. Thus, any number is divisible by any other positive rational integer, and thus there is no such thing as a prime number.

Geek: Dude, that's connalogic.
by The Connalogican August 5, 2012
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connavigator

Someone who is in the same boat. Used figuratively for people who are in the same situation or facing similar or analogous circumstances.

from com- "together" (see com-) + navigare "to sail, sail over, go by sea, steer a ship," from navis "ship"
She: I have heard of this, but have not yet read it. I'm excited :)

Me: I'd seen many quotes from his literary masterpiece, but I'd never downloaded the .txt file... until today. We appear then connavigators—in the same boat.
by pheldurin January 20, 2013
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Conanist

Watching Arnie and his massive chopper really gets me off. I'm such a conanist.
by MrLarry124 January 27, 2014
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