Close but no cigar

In the 19 century cigars were given as prizes at county fairs. If you didn’t win they would shout. “Close but no cigar!”

I came in second place. Close but no cigar.

by Mzbinks October 12, 2018

Ten Dollar Cigarette

When the tobacco from a cigarette is removed, and is replaced with marijuana. The filter is left on leaving it looking like a regular cigarette. The amount of weed in the cigarette is worth about 10 dollars, which is where it gets the name.

Yo nigga, wanna buy a ten dollar cigarette?

by AJIRoNMaN May 22, 2006

cigarette

British for fag

British guy: i need a fag
English dude: you can take my sister

by winged April 1, 2004

cigarette

Cancer on a stick. Nuff said

Me: If I were president, i would force every smoker to use a stop-smoking aid, then put a ban on cigarettes

by filmguy619 August 7, 2010

cigarettes

Tobacco wrapped into a stick. Contains 43-ish carcinogens, including tar and nicotine.

Crazy bum: "If America was the best country in the world they would ban cigarettes!!"

*walks down street*

"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"

by the awful truth July 1, 2008

Cigarette

Death

I know a guy who smoked a cigarette once, he died.

by Call me ZG August 25, 2013

Cigaback

To backhand someone while holding a cigarette/cigar, thus burning them while also hitting them.

"Shut your face or I will cigaback the shit out of you."

by Derth June 16, 2009