Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.

Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.

Glazed Chocolate Cake by anon1235813 October 21, 2014

like a fat kid likes cake

The amount of something, usually meaning a lot.

I love you like a fat kid likes cake!! <3

like a fat kid likes cake by NotTheFatKid December 7, 2010

cake by the ocean 

Girls with awesome ass(ets) showing off their wares at the beach.

Heather: great workout. I feel awesome!
Lori: I know me too!
Heather: wanna go shake some cake by the ocean and catch some rays?
Lori: Bitch you're on!

cake by the ocean by Newfiediver January 22, 2016

take the cake

To win a prize; to be the winner

Michael Moore takes the cake (literally)

take the cake by lunar shadows January 28, 2005

cake pussy 

pussy that doesn't require any effort to get

"yo dude that girl was such a slut, that was some cake pussy."

cake pussy by mfucci May 3, 2009

cum cake 

When baking a cake, ejaculate in a bottle till the bottle is almost full. Next, instead of frosting the cake, pour the bottle of cum all over. Finally you can serve it to all your friends.

When Aaron had his graduation party, he served a cum cake to all his friends.

cum cake by Mr. Dangle June 9, 2009

Cake 

This is a lie! Everything you have been told about the cake is a lie, do not listen.

The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie

Cake by Zanzibar211 January 8, 2009