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Buying a Toyota

To kill a person or a group of people. In reference to the 2010 malfunctions with Toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). The logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a Toyota and it would take care of the problem.

Buying a Toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. This saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.
1.Thug 1: Man they say that Amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
Thug 2: Yeah I heard. Don't worry I'm gonna buy the bitch a Toyota and everything is gonna be cool.

2. Carol: Girl, I'm so tired of my husband; he's so boring.

Anne: Why don't you leave him?

Carol: Because we live off of his inheritance.

Anne: Well you could always buy him a Toyota.

Carol: Now there's an idea!

3. Terrence: Mark, what are you going to do about Jeffery threatening your life.

Mark: I'm in the process of buying a Toyota for that dude right now.
by HoodGood GL February 10, 2010
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Basingstoke Buttram

The art of lubricating one's penis with faeces, and then performing an anal penetration while the receiver defecates
Linda thought that their sex wasn't exciting enough, so she asked her boyfriend to perform a Basingstoke Buttram
by MWELLf May 16, 2018
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Business Card

I walked around the convention center handing people business cards.
by The Jeff S March 21, 2019
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real business

by Whitney December 25, 2004
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Soggy Bushing

You cum in a girls bush then lick it off
Hey , you want a soggy bushing?

Sure , whats that?

I'll have to show you . :p
by Mstr-Bates March 30, 2009
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Shwoogle Bushing

The act of nutting on a womens bush and then using the remnants to shave her bald.
Sorry I was late. I was shwoogle Bushing my girlfriend late last night and she began to chafe.
by Dr. Bongos April 28, 2010
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The Business

The back of a person's hand, especially when it's given or received in the form of a slap.
Yo, that man just gave his girl the Business.
"You best run along before I give you the Business

"
by BMonz October 27, 2011
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