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Blowjob

"Give that man the blowjob he deserves!"
by Ciara:P February 6, 2021
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British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.
That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….
by Cuppykate March 4, 2025
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bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.
Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
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Blocky blowjob

The act of receiving head, or a blowjob, while playing some insane tetris games.
“Babe it’s time for my daily blocky blowjob!”
by maozengdong April 26, 2024
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angel blowjob

what it's called when a girl gives a guy head while he's playing halo. the term comes from 'halo' so meaning the girl will be an 'angel.' this is a common fantasy for guys.
"I got a killing spree while getting a angel blowjob" -Dave
"Successful night? I think so." -Friend
by Luethenator. October 30, 2011
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National blowjob day

You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free
Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see
by Ybv with the tea May 3, 2019
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Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.
Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.
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