Being A John

A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible

After taking a sip of a natty lite

A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK

Normal Person: Shut up

Being A John by Lats341 August 16, 2011

being born 

Being brought into this fucked-up world

Being born in this time era is extremely fucked-up

being born by William613 October 26, 2017

What is it like being stupid? 

One the smartest lines on modern cinema, asked by the ultra-witty character Vanessa (canadian actress Ellen Page) in the movie "Smart People" to two iconic-moronic slutty teenagers.

The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.

"My stand on the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill?... Ok... What is it like being stupid?

What is it like being stupid? by rperazag July 27, 2010

Bing.com 

A search engine created by Microsoft, it's like google, if google was bad at what it did

Bing.com, like google, if google was bad at what it did

Bing.com by Anon of b August 1, 2009

Being a Sam 

A Sam is a manipulative bitch that lies and treats you like shit that makes your life miserable.

She's being a Sam right now.
Well that's a Sam for you.

She's being a Sam.

Being a Sam by TheManors January 31, 2019

sexual being 

someone who enjoys to engage in sexual acts frequently; a knack for all sexual things such as dirty talk, porn, sex, sexting and masturbation

I need a girfriend like Natasha. She is such a sexual being. She is sure to satisfy her partner!

sexual being by naughty k August 30, 2010

bing bang boom 

sexual activity: activities associated with sexual intercourse

AJ was trying to bing bang boom three girls at once.

bing bang boom by Sami A. June 23, 2008