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The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.
Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????
by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022
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Buffalo Billed

When a person with male genitalia receives oral sex from behind after pushing the penis between the legs like Buffalo Bill in the movie Silence of the Lambs .
After I came, I couldn’t get hard so she Buffalo Billed me and we laughed our asses off.
by F. Persimmon February 26, 2023
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Sloppity bilepiper

The act of giving a jaundiced man with hepatitis a humming blowjob while fingering his asshole as he dry heaves on you.
"I felt so bad he got hep A from me so I gave him a sloppity bilepiper to make up for it."
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Kill Billed

When you watch a movie only to find out that it was all just set up for the second movie in the series. Like how Kill Bill 1 was all just introduction for Kill Bill 2.
Person A: Hey have you seen Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse?
Person B: Yeah, I can’t believe it kill billed us though. The entire movie was just an introduction to spiderverse 3! Nothing was resolved, and all it did was introduce us to the characters and premise of the next movie.
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Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.
i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.
by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023
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boise bible college

community. friends. community. friends. marriage...quick marriage. babies. The bearded fellow will greet you before he pulls out his swords. Never turn your back on him. There's some trees. Many old books. Hammocks. And Jesus! THE Jesus!
"I spent ten hours today in the Boise Bible College library."
"Don't microwave chocolate in the Boise Bible College dorms, the firemen will come."
"The Boise Bible College football games will leave you scarred for life."
by jjkhalid October 10, 2023
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the bible

People who’ve made definitions of the Bible, make fun of it, make it sexual, or call it fictional.

Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?

Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.

You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.
The world: “the Bible is trash none of it makes any sense whatsoever”

God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“

The world: “whatever suck it up

God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*

The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”
by wuhululu September 3, 2024
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