Cheever beaver

The mascot of the Montana State University architecture program. A nocturnal animal, particularly fond of 2 Chainz, known to venture out of the studio only in the early hours of the morning to retrieve coffee and omelets. It is rumored that enough time spent in Cheever Hall will result in a transformation into a cheever beaver.

Ex. "Who is that tired looking kid who fell down the dining hall stairs?"
--"Oh that's just some Cheever beaver grabbing an omelet. I hear he hasn't slept in 4 days!"

by A Cheever Beaver November 12, 2013

Thirsty Beaver

When a woman is aroused and fails to produce the necessary love lubricant.

I needed a full bottle of lube to work with that thirsty beaver.

by manoman044321 October 1, 2016

Beaver run

When a girl rubs her come filled beaver across the bed before cleaning herself up..

And then she did the beaver run to the bathroom...

by Nutjob1974 December 16, 2015

beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.

person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'

by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011

Crack Beaver

Someone who likes to smoke the drug 'Crack', will get this word said to them all the time

Colby: "Jon Rushby is a Crack Beaver!"
Jon: "Hey man its some goood shit!"

by Colby McFarlane January 18, 2008

Fog Beaver

A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.

John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?

Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.

by Mavericknotgoose July 25, 2012

beaver bashing

The act of female masterbation. Excluding the clitoris. Full finger penetration.

That girl cant stop beaver bashing in the washroom!

by zarrra February 7, 2015