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off ya barnetto

off your head
off ya bonce
off ya b-net
Can mean drunk crazy or talking shit, or just random
'ARE YOU OFF YOUR BARNETTO!?!?!'
'off ya barnetto arnt ya mush?'
'im gonna get proper off my barnetto tonight me marra!'

callum: 'i dont wanna get drunk tonight'
rochelle and zoe: 'ARE YOU OFF YOUR BARNETTO?!'
by zoe and rochelle April 2, 2008
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Barney Dick

When a man's dick is purple in color or looks purple under certain lighting conditions.
Matt: Hey bro, you wanna see something weird?

(whips out his dick)

Darell: That's fuckin' gross!

Andrew: Yah what the fuck nigga, why is that shit purple? Looks like you got Barney Dick.
by FDWeezy July 27, 2011
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Senior Barnes

a person, usually drunk, who poops on a paper plate and puts it in an exit sign so that the bulbs will heat up the poop and make it smell more
When I walked out of my dorm room past the exit sign, the ovewhelming stink of poop let me know we had been visited by Senior Barnes
by CHM February 15, 2005
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Barber Shop

The way a female is dressed....looking good,sexy,fly,hot etc. A bad bitch/Diva
-If you were to walk into a barbershop full of men and they all are tryna holla. MISSION ACcOMpLISHED!
-If they jus look and continue doin wutever they were doin...STEP UR GAME UP!
#1 Female walks into Barber Shop to pick up her son& pay barber
Random man-Wooo sexy!.Cum here,let me tlk to ya babey!
Random Man#2-Let me pay some uh dem bills
Random man#3-Say girl...let me hollatcha!!


At the house gettin ready for the party..one of ur homegirls call askin what u wearin.
You respond.
*Giirl I'm BarberShop tonight...
...Well shit me too bitch u not bout to have me looking hulled while u fly as hell!At first I was bout to throw on some jeans & go...Hell naw now lol
by Iloveit89 April 15, 2009
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barney

A scandal-walker, a young man who attempts to go too far with his dates. A lothario.
Eunice, keep away from that barney. If you don't let him pet he makes you get out and walk.
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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Bob Barker Special

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it for several hours then beat their vagina with the frozen shit condom.
Oh damn, I heard Justin gave his girl, Ashley, a Bob Barker Special last night.
by betty489 June 2, 2010
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Barnetts

A family that was originated in Crosspool, Sheffield. The family is well known around the streets of Sheffield.

They have nicknames such as 'Dransfield Road Wonders', 'The Barnett package' and more.
The known family includes the parents Johnathan and Joanna along with there 2 very special sons, Samuel (The more nerdy one) And Matthew (Stem - The more depressive Emo one).

Close friends usually mock the son Matthew for being such a dopey chuff. These friends vary from Sam Whelan to Lawrence Snowden.
"Hey guys, i saw the Barnetts today"
"Aw, nice one. Was Sam there?"
"Yeah, all 4 of them"
by niktA maS July 29, 2009
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