Snot babies

When someone is performing fellatio and gets a load of cum in their mouth and then laughs shooting the cum out of their nose. i.e. like when someone shooting milk out there nose but with cum instead.

She was giving me a blowjob and right after I came she shot snot babies out of her nose.

by Brain in the Rain November 15, 2011

sex barbecue

Noun. an event where multiple people (4+) engage in sexual activity at a barbecue. Involving high volumes of barbecue sauce (3 quarts)

hey Rob, you going with Rachel to the sex barbecue?

by Blake the BBQ sex god December 2, 2013

Band Babies

A baby produced by two members of marching band. Usually on a bus going to or coming home from a compition.

They were defintely making Band Babies in the back of the bus.

by Rebekah November 30, 2004

babies

1. A convenient filler word that conveys usually hard-to-articulate emotional reactions. Commonly used during a high intensity reaction to a specific situation.
2. A punctuation to a strong statement.
3. What it is BABIES!

What Up Babies!
Little babies cakes!
OH DA BABIES!
Thatta Babies!
Holy Babies!
Gold plated records babies!
Yo, babies you trying to get wasted babies!
Quit bein' a little babies!

by DL Crew March 12, 2009

shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.

ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008

Deployment Babies

Babies born to soldier's wives after they have been deployed overseas to fight.

Pictures of pregnant women with their soon to be departing soldiers represent the symbolism of what a deployment baby is.

Unique for war times.

Usually, the mother is a respectable woman, unless she is a deployment slut

John: Hey, why are you so said, mate?
Roger: My wife is 8 months pregnant with twins, and we are still on tour for another seven months...
John: Well, now you can be the proud father of deployment babies.
Roger: If we make it out of here...

by g-diggity June 21, 2008