Bakering

To show narcissistic traits. One who “bakers” will generally try to manipulate any and all situations or people to benefit themselves regardless of the cost to others.

He was “bakering” all morning instead of simply admitting he was wrong.

by That guy 12890 February 24, 2023

Bakersfield, CA

The closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California.

It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."

In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)

Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)

As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history

(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)

Did you try out their food at Texas Steakhouse in Bakersfield, CA?

I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.

So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.

by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023

Baierizum

Verb: The act of buying something you already own because you can find the first one in your hoarding mess. The purchasing of a duplicate item due to the inability to locate the original one amidst a cluttered or disorganized living space.

Note: The term "Baierizum" is a playful neologism and not commonly found in standard dictionaries. It is derived from the factual scenario of any person or persons from the family named "Baier" who engages in this peculiar shopping behavior on a regular basis.

Example: Uncle Tom baierizumed a claw hammer he thought he had lost, only to have the new hammer delivered three hours after he found the original one buried under a pile of old tools and junk.

by HeyChubba May 23, 2023

Baker Mayfield

The perfect definition of white privilege.

Mediocre at best, arrogant, and 5’6” let’s give Baker Mayfield another chance at starting quarterback in the NFL, he fits our narrative.

by Bank Varish August 8, 2023

baerd

Noun: alternative and superior term for "bird". However, a baerd is not merely a bird but represents the epitome of avian excellence. This term suggests an entity that embodies all the exceptional qualities of birds. Derived from the viral King Shark scene in movie Suicide Squad 2.

Verb: to be "baerded" is to be caught by surprise by the King Shark scene in Suicide Squad 2 with no way of escape. May cause extreme shock, rage, enlightenment, and/or heart attack, depending on the victim's worth.

Noun: the baerd, with it's advanced adaptations and intricate behaviours, represents the pinnacle of avian evolution.

Verb:
"What was that sound?"
"You just got baerded bro. You're one of us now."

by bAeRd August 14, 2024

Baker'd

To be Baker'd

To be shot in the head as soon as an engagement/shootout starts.

"I blame it on Gamma being Baker'd." Moon-

"I got Baker'd as soon as I got out of the Bantha." Gamma-

by Zari Vel August 17, 2024

Bakers Bussy

Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.

He had an ungodly amount of drugs in his Bakers Bussy.

by BAKERS DADDY October 3, 2023