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Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"
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Rick assessment

Verb.

The action of scouting out a location or venue to try and pre-empt the chance that someone will play Never Gonna Give You Up
"Dude, shall we go in this club?"

"Hang on, just let me do a quick Rick Assessment"
by tinnyobeer May 13, 2024
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37 assassinations

In Mexico? And then they elect not a Mexican but a Jew? And what is the point of the Jewish religion again? What does the messiah do in the Jewish religion? Take over politics and institute a Jewish monarchy? Is that it? I'm pretty sure that's it.
Hym "Right but the only reason she won was because of the 37 assassinations, right? So I don't really give a fuck about the policies. That sounds like a coup. I thought shit-libs didn't like coups?"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
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Tool Assisted

Long-hand for TAS.
Wow! That play was Tool Assisted!
by J3rry_B3rry March 12, 2026
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seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating
I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist
by lowquality August 3, 2025
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Creeper assist

In Minecraft: Using the function of a creeper explosion as an advantage by clumping up other mobs and letting the creeper blow up the those mobs.
“This Creeper assist came in clutch while I was cave mining, if that creeper didn’t come I prolly would’ve gotten jumped
by Startupedition October 12, 2025
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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
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