I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.

Son: “I hate you”
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”

by themillennial January 1, 2019

i wanna feel you

When a guy wants to have sex with you without a condom.

“Damn, I wanna feel you”
“I’m gonna feel you someday”

by UrbanGILF July 4, 2021

I don't love you

What you say to someone you are in love with when they don't like you back. Usually to make things less awkward. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically fall for you.

Nicole: Sorry for all the drama. Don't worry I don't love you anymore. *crosses fingers behind back*
Derek: ok good, can you stop stalking me now?
Nicole: :P

by PartayPoison February 25, 2012

i flippin love you

a sweet thing to text/say to someone that shows they mean a lot to you. similar to 'i love you', only cuter and not as serious.

person1 (out of the blue)- i flippin love you

person2- aww thats adorable :) you just made my day

by loveseverybody September 25, 2010

I Opposite Hate You

A sentence used (usually a guy to a girl) when they don't have enough balls or are hesitant to say I love you for whatever reason.

Peighton: Good night levi, I Love You!
Levi: uhh thanks

Peighton: aren't you going to say I love you back?!
Levi: umm I'm not comfortable saying that yet.
Peighton: SAY IT!
Levi: I uhh.... I opposite hate you. 😃

by c.0014 December 7, 2021

i buy you fly

Sex for money.

Is okay with you if I buy you fly?

by defineformany March 5, 2016

i kinda like you

I have the slightest bit of feelings for you, i also have told that too 10 other girls.

I kinda like you though.

by Frh55822404 June 27, 2017