An overpriced scam that doesn't come with a charger
A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.
A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.
A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.
A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.
by totally not a mod April 23, 2021
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This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
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A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression
On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice
A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression
On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice
Well I’m drink apple juice on the 29th because is apple juice day, and I believe mental health is important
by Welovehalle July 28, 2021
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It’s a day where we check up on our friends and sit down and have apple juice
It’s a day where we check up on our friends and sit down and have apple juice
by Welovehalle July 29, 2021
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Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
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