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Alabama

A south eastern state. I live in Alabama and there definitely ARE rednecks, not much racism, (actually a lot of blacks and Mexicans reside here), tons of pick up trucks and camoflauge, trailors, and hot, sticky weather. Good food, fat people. Alabama is the fattest state. It's peaceful for the most part. It is mostly republicans and anti-abortionists. Not to mention Bush lovers, but it's not too bad. There are, believe it or not, some cool people here. Probably 85% Christians. Not too many mullets, but a lot of bad dressers and 80's hair. I won't live here forever. No one should.
Alabama is pretty, but definitely not the most beautiful place in America. See Boulder, Colorado.
by heino April 16, 2006
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Alabama

"I live in Alabama with my wife."

"what degree cousins are you guys?"
by Dusnsldjsbbsbshajajbshd May 17, 2017
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alabama milkshake

When you get done having anal sex with some girl you pull it out, pour ranch dressing into the ass, and suck that bad boy out with a staw.
After having anal sex try out that alabama milkshake. It is very tasty!!
by Nick Casey April 4, 2008
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Alabama Smoothie

When a man skull-fucks a woman until she pukes all over his cock, then uses the puke as lubricant to fuck her ass and/or pussy.
"My man pulled an Alabama Smoothie last night."

"How was it?"

"puke feels good in your ass!"
by alabamanator October 28, 2009
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alabama oil rig

Putting ones penis into someones butt while they push out liquid shit. The same as a whack a mole only the recipient has diarrhea.
Diarrhea went everywhere when I tried the alabama oil rig.
by dickcheeseburglar April 30, 2010
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Alabama Pipeline

Shitting into a condom and shoving the condom down girls throat and then cumming in her mouth
Last nite my girlfriend took an Alabama Pipeline in the mouth
by Gbizzle and Kdizzle cool kids February 21, 2012
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Cold Springs, Alabama

The most redneck place you will ever see or hear about if you even step foot in that town you will catch inbreaded hickness, also in the middle of no where.
Cold Springs, Alabama? Isn't that where you marry your cousins mom?
by Huh mam July 13, 2017
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