asshole of the mouthitis

a diease were you have cronic asshole smell in the mouth. This smell can be noticed for as far away as 100 feet. People who have this are at loss because there is no fix, toothpaste nor gum work, but if you wash with mouthwash for at lease 5 min. then brush then keep gum in it may work. depending on the sevarity of your case
Aren! your mouth smells like an asshole
sorry dude its my disease
really whats it called
cronic asshole of the mouthitis
damn.. sux
by Spudikiss April 07, 2010
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satan’s asshole

I fucking hate Texas it’s like living in satan’s asshole.
by mhstipline October 15, 2018
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futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!
by uglysinglesclub March 30, 2007
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crusty asshole

When someone ejaculates onto your asshole and is left and dried around your asshole.
Shut up you crusty asshole licker.
by MitchyyOG May 16, 2016
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elastic asshole

The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.
I'm going over to Sally's house tonight because I heard that bitch has an elastic asshole.
by Jack Adick January 07, 2005
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Assholes and Elbows

A phrase meaning hard work. Typically used by a supervisor to order their subordinates to work harder. Originated as a military slang.
"We're on a tight deadline here! All I want to see is assholes and elbows!"
by Drift_91 March 03, 2012
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