queer as a two dollar bill

Direct insult. Pertaining to but not a sexual insult to any gender or sexual orientation. Anything cheesy or corny may also be refered to as bbeing queer as a two dollar bill

He was wearing a fanny pack at the zoo which I thought to be as queer as a two dollar bill!

by PeteyFulma February 27, 2014

windy as a two-headed queer

1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.

Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

broke as a joke

Song Performed by Aaron Dissell.

"I'm broke as a joke with nobody to fix me"

by KATVONDURF November 20, 2016

fit as a fiddle

good looking. hot

Steven is as fit as a fiddle. Sophie is so lucky to have him.

by xsZ March 11, 2017

hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.

We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008

crooked as a pig dick

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.

Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!

by 2cents September 10, 2009

chair, mad as a

hatstand (q.v.)

"mad as a chair"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003