Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.

Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”

Captain Apple Sack by Big Fizz October 7, 2009

Porn Apocalypse 

A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.

Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.

Fear the porn apocalypse.

Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.

It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse

Porn Apocalypse by Fore-Site August 22, 2011

fat ape 

a very clueless person who is often idiotic. They love sugar and cake and are often fat. They are best friends with dumbos and sisters with a stupid idiot. They are destined to be a elf, astronaut, a ballerina and a mom. They are pretty awesome but not as awesome as dumbos. They try crossfit but fall a lot.

Person 1: Hey Fat Ape

Person 2: Hi Dumbo
Person 2: I hope you die
Person 2: It is likely afterall, I am a fat ape

fat ape by CoolioDumbo December 12, 2017

kaeya appreciation day 

a day to appreciate kaeya!! you might be wondering..what day exactly? well every day you dummy! kaeya is our love, kaeya is our air that we breath, kaeya is our food and water that we need to survive, kaeya is our language. kaeya is our life. love kaeya. worship kaeya. appreciate kaeya.

hey do you know what day it is?
it’s kaeya appreciation day. idiot.

kaeya appreciation day by specialkinwork March 5, 2021

Oozing Ape Gape 

When you get anally gaped by a large primate like creature resulting in weeks of uncontrollable anal leakage.

"Man I got a massive case of the oozing ape gape from visiting the zoo last week"

Oozing Ape Gape by Rebmabelak April 28, 2021

fruit cup apology 

when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they hand out fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don't believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side

Janice acted like a crazy bitch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. I'll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting

fruit cup apology by crazyasian March 18, 2015

Ram Ranch Appreciation Day 

Ram Ranch Appreciation Day is exactly what it sound like, to praise the day Ram Ranch was released, just don't have too much fun with those 18 naked cowboys. Ram Ranch Appreciation Day is April 22nd.

Guy 1: Hey you know what today is?
Guy 2: Uhh, Tuesday.
Guy 1: No, it's Ram Ranch Appreciation Day !

Ram Ranch Appreciation Day by Finisher1216 May 3, 2019