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maria

maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
ben: "hi maria, i love the succ you give me!"
maria: "thanks, it's because im foreign!!!"
by StarMe March 17, 2023
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Maria Diolitsis

I have Maria Diolitsis all morning tomorrow
by TheRealRizzler June 3, 2024
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Maria Joao Couto

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.
by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
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Maria

The best name your gal can have!!
Maria is lit !
by marialagrosse November 25, 2021
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Maria

Maria is the baddest trans chick ever. Her boobs are humongous oh and dont even mention her juicy , succulent, round, bomborastabloodclat booty. Shes the total definition of the new bombshell that entered the villa. Her smooth hair and skin got all the homegirls asking what she uses. Shes so stunning and glamorous her shiny brown skin blinds everyone in her vicinity while light reflects on her. I mean like who would want to love her, shes a total bae.
Maria’s a baddie showing her panty and shes shakes it like jelly, so i got a hunnit bands in chaneli.
by Mexicanlatina February 6, 2024
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Edel Maria Berntsen

If you have a Edel Maria Berntsen in your life you are lucky. She is the most sweet and caring person ever. If u have a Edel Maria Berntsen keep her. And never let go.
Edel Maria Berntsen
by S O M E T H O T S H I T October 15, 2019
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villa maria vs notre dame

yeah, people actually spend time to hate on both schools. Some calling ND Notre dykes, and some calling VMA villa gorillas. All my friends have friends who go to Villa, who aren't particularly nice. Some people said that I shouldn't be "popular" (whatever that means) and i'm ugly and this was a few years ago so I hope that they have grown up. And people say that girls from Notre Dame are rich and obnoxious which in some cases that's true, but not a lot. There are some girls who are bratty and rich but most people there are humble and nice.
Wow I can't believe there is still an argument about Villa Maria vs Notre Dame.
by i dont know ok? January 12, 2019
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