A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms
by Amongusly September 20, 2021
Get the Shit goblinmug. by mollymuncherr June 26, 2023
Get the cock robbin goblinmug. A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.
This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.
Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.
Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."
*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*
"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*
"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
by Dracoriax June 13, 2021
Get the Meta-goblinmug. A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019
Get the Goblin on drumsmug. A rare tomfoolery term of excellence.
Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.
Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.
Gamer1 - “Guys help they're rushing Goblin now I need help!”
Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”
Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”
Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”
Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”
by the barry the barry the barry May 13, 2021
Get the goblinmug. The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.
"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. The perfect name for your bff, weird and wonderful goblin toez will not disappoint, goblin toez is a kind, outgoing person and you are god damn lucky to know goblin toez!
by Short.blonde.simp October 8, 2021
Get the goblin toezmug.