1-800-588-2300

Empire! The infamous Empire carpet's phone number. It is a catchy commercial that has stuck in the minds of many. There is a video on youtube of a big guy dancing to this, and when the commercial says "Today!", he performs a death drop.

~1-800-588-2300 Empire!~

Today!

by psycholock August 10, 2019

November 23rd

The day the wisest of bishes and bros are born. They're edgy and but smart, I recommend trying to befriend one

Person 1: yo how tf did he get 99%
on the test?

Person 2: he's probably born on November 23rd

Person 1: ahh, that makes more sense

by Bouncing Baby Boi November 8, 2019

July 23rd

July 23rd was the day the best boy band in the world got together aka one direction.

omg is july 23rd one direction got together this day

by One direction guru June 23, 2020

23rd President of the United States of America

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

2.3 trillion dollars

A government agency misplacing a large sum of money and then the next day the getting attacked.

On September 10, 2001 the pentagon announced that they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars and lost it. The next day well you know what happened.

by S/he’s just a friend December 31, 2022

1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0z-a=spdofiguhyjtkrle;w'q

When you're so board that you start typing on both sides of the keyboard 1 key on each side until you're head explodes.

You: *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA on keyboard*
Keyboard: 1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0z-a=spdofiguhyjtkrle;w'q
You: Wow , I have no life.

by NO HP January 11, 2021

232

Angelic number for perseverance & strength

Diallo232 never gives up he really 232

by Angel1225 April 11, 2021