Buy the fuckin' shoes

The absolute best default advice that one can give in the contest of a finite lifespan of decidedly uncertain duration; and relevant to the full range of life experience.

So, at this stage of my professional career should I move from a completely stable, uninspiring position to one with uncertain, but exhilarating potential?
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!

by YAWA December 12, 2020

African squeak shoe

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.

Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

by Dr. Swango July 12, 2013

Snow Shoe Shrimpin

The sexual act of using a straw to to suck semen out of a partners anus. Then a rough sloppy kiss begins while the load is passed back and forth.

I enjoy long walks of the beach, holding hands, church bingo, and snow shoe shrimpin.

by Greshams November 9, 2010

shoe lint

Something that you DONT want in your shoe when youre drinking water out of it

"The water was OK, until i got to the shoe lint"

by YuMmAy May 4, 2005

pussy shoe

when a woman's vagina smells as bad as a combination of hot dogs and cigarettes

Dude, that girl last night had a pussy shoe

by Peter Eric Nicholsen January 23, 2009

turkey horse shoe

a slice of bread with slices of turkey, french fries and melted cheese on top. Origin of the Food is Central Illinois (Stewardson, IL)

A-dude whats for lunch today?
B-turkey horse shoe!
A-sa-weet!

by Jay Jay Porelempo September 23, 2007

My pair of shoes

To describe something that suits you exactly, or is your taste. (akin to the British expression Just My Cup Of Tea)

Origin - Vienna, Austria.

I like Abba, they are just my pair of shoes.

by TheDufster March 15, 2005