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phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.
me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022
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Sex

How I got your mother pregnant with logical deduction
by milkfromthebooba November 8, 2022
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Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"
by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023
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Sex sails

A sexual play on the saying ‘wind in my sails’.
Ernie paused to turn up the television volume, which really took the wind out of my sex sails.
by Snake Lovin’ Gurl January 18, 2018
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sex

We will not get sex.
by Why am i even doing this September 27, 2025
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Sex cock

you tape knives to a cock and chase people with them with your pants down
if you don’t hurry I’ll stab you with my sex cock
by Evi March 26, 2022
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Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
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