are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

faggot cock dike twink

a homosexual of pigmented skin with a rather large penis who has sexual intercourse with human vegetables.

Russel: Hey Henry, don't be such a faggot cock dike twink!!!
Henry: I'm not being a faggot cock dike twink! You are you fucking chink!

by meowmeowpooface February 4, 2024

Cock

A nice, big, tasty, salty, juicy, sucking name for a chicken.

Guy 1: "Wanna look at my cock"
Guy 2: "Of course!"

by Inni84 April 6, 2023

cock

an animal, commonly used as british slang. another word for penis

he has a big ass cock!

by omgimsogay! April 6, 2023

Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.

I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!

by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023

cock

..a chicken!
right?
Its just a chicken, what do you want, a penis?

person 1: "Man your cock is really big
person 2: "Aww thanks yeah Its pretty big aint it m8

by litterallynothing April 9, 2023

Dot cock

When your on the gear and your cock shrivels up but you still whip it out for your fourth root that night.

Im four days deep now i got dot cock lad.

by Tysielad April 10, 2023