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Bad sex advice

I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice
Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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pookie sex

A a t between two pookies where they rub their tongues against each other.
Me and my pookie had pookie sex last night.
by Aceys_corner April 27, 2024
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Sex

He pulled himself and the vibrator out. My vagina was bruised, throbbing, and bloody. I wobbly got off the table. Mr. Gansheroff immediately hand me some (baby) wipes. I used them to wipe my vagina. He also used other wipes-disinfectant wipes-on the table and vibrator.

After my vagina was dry, I put back on my underwear and uniform. Mr. Gansheroff boomed at me, “If this were to happen again, I’m blindfolding you, gagging you, cuffing you, and everything.”

Sex
by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023
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pack sex

when a group of men lager then 20 in numbers all have sex with one girl
man we had pack sex the other day and god damn she almost died
by sexy boi 100 February 19, 2018
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Sex

Unholy acts. Let Jesus cure you
Sex is bad. Jesus is good
by IYeetDragons August 13, 2021
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sex

when to people love each other very much...
by SIMPly.eden March 15, 2021
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sex

the thing thing that came directly after the wicked apple in the bible
adam and eve were so wicked that they had sex right on earth after being banished from the holy garden”
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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