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scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.
"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"
by anonymous December 29, 2022
mugGet the scooch my ballsmug.

Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf
EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."
by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 13, 2022
mugGet the Wasabi Ballsmug.

ball pit warrior

An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.
One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality
by CptAwesomesauce May 23, 2018
mugGet the ball pit warriormug.

Schrodinger's Balls

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen
by gamergodXD June 2, 2023
mugGet the Schrodinger's Ballsmug.

Ball

Beautiful Aurally Lovely Ladies
It’s also means

Beautiful ass little lady
Who ball is you? or Are you my ball? Or That’s my ball?
This references comes from the streamer icon DDG
by Listentourself June 2, 2025
mugGet the Ballmug.

ball maxxing

squeezing your balls to the point of swelling, indefinitely making them purple so you can have larger load.
Today, Sam and I were ball maxxing in math class.
by Ball Maxxer Enthusiast April 23, 2024
mugGet the ball maxxingmug.

Lisa Balls

Meatballs made with ground chicken, crumbled feta cheese, lemon juice, garlic, chopped spinach, and the secret ingredient: sun dried tomatoes….served with pesto pasta
I just love the way Lisa balls taste in my mouth
by Robi1kenobi June 5, 2023
mugGet the Lisa Ballsmug.

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