The act of unintentional defacation, but only so little material as to not touch your pants or underwear and to just coat one's intergluteal cleft.
by Jakobe Bryant But better July 13, 2021
Get the Shit my Cheeksmug. Rigid Shit Sticks:
1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet
2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet
2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
Get the Rigid Shit Sticksmug. Guy 1: Yo I rlly needto piss
Guy 2:go piss
Guy 1: *tries hard to take a piss that shit comes out of his dick*
Guy 2: Yo u got pee pee shit coming out
Guy 2:go piss
Guy 1: *tries hard to take a piss that shit comes out of his dick*
Guy 2: Yo u got pee pee shit coming out
by That CrackHead down the block February 1, 2020
Get the Pee Pee Shitmug. The two person act of moving shit directly from ass to mouth. A secure, air tight lips to anus seal is recommended for best results.
by J.A.P. December 10, 2007
Get the Shit X-fermug. Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.
by Brittle Fingers November 8, 2015
Get the fake ass shitmug. Dude 1 - "Bro don't invite Tyler to our sleepovers again, he fucking clogged the toilet after he took a shit"
Dude 2 - "Of course he did, he has big shit vibes"
Dude 2 - "Of course he did, he has big shit vibes"
by Hugepoopie123 October 16, 2019
Get the Big shit vibesmug. The act of packing an anus with baking soda then topping off with vinegar to create a shitty, bubbly anal volcano. (Mentos and diet coke can be substituted but with somewhat less spectacular results)
I heard Mark and Brian tried a shit bubble volcano last night, I feel bad for those casino cleaners.
by BrainGear October 6, 2017
Get the shit bubble volcanomug.